Things to do before you drown by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
Things to do before you drown
Of course, there isn’t time
for making lists
when salt and cold are working their way in
to the small, sad pocket of air that is
you.
And as you scrabble at the sea,
as if you could scrape air into your lungs,
you do not stop to watch the bubbles
that tumble from your lips,
nor do you smile at the ease with which they rise
while you yourself drift ever gloomwards.
You do, perhaps, register the sting inside you,
the emptiness where oxygen should be,
but you do not appreciate the sturdy weight of water
nor the distant pulsing sunlight,
beams of it spiking through the waves.
You do not peer through the blue-green murk
or feel the sleek r
(To the tune of Rule Britannia.)
Chorus:
Cool, lasagne! Lasagne's what I crave!
But it's still hot from the microwave.
When pasta sheets and Bolognese
Are interweaved with layers of white sauce
No cook can help but sing the praise
Of this most excellent main course.
(Chorus)
Less filling feasts, so often served,
Can never presume to compete:
From thee leftovers are preserved;
Thy guests are always left replete.
(Chorus)
The grated cheese strewn on top
Can go crispy or simply melt;
As the bubbles of sauce pop,
No greater scent can e'er be smelt.
(Chorus)
No haute cuisine could take thy place;
No other food could I so yearn
The Dead Crow and the Skylark by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
The Dead Crow and the Skylark
The heath, spread out and pinned, a frog dissected,
shuddered under probing winds,
leaves scurrying across its surface like chivvied children.
Trees, in their huddles, bowed inwards and muttered,
weathered gossips tutting at the gale.
There, in amidst such trees: a crow,
not so long dead that it had lost its shine,
but still dead, still empty and flightless.
It lay with dignity, with feathers smoothed,
appearing more to await a funeral
than a fox's eager jaws,
its beak not gaping with a final croak
but closed as hands in prayer.
There, among the brittle branches littering the ground,
it let the air pull dust around it,
and d
That summer when the soil sprang apart
and gaped like lizard skin, like fractured tiles,
the air thirsty, snatchingthat summer
when leaves hung like shopping bags
from the arms of old ladies, and flies were fat
and droopingthat was the summer
the English lamented.
How low the pond had got,
how dry the earth round the begonias!
The undrifting heat, the purring of the fan,
the hosepipe ban and suntan cream
how they grated on the English,
the poor, contrary English,
as they perspired with fixed smiles
and sauntered awkwardly in jaunty shorts
and wished with all their hearts
to moan of drizzle.
Where do you fly to, black-headed gull,
When you're done eating chips on the pier?
Do you casually perch on some great steamer's hull
In a place that's far distant from here?
Do you dive past the waves in the stormiest gales,
Just catching your toes in the foam?
Do you glimpse dolphin fins and flying fish scales
When you travel away from your home?
Where do you fly to, out of my reach
Some place of which I couldn't dream?
Or do you just flutter down onto the beach
Where you've spied some poor blighter's ice cream?
Winter should be read in heavy tones,
gravelly and ponderous,
and by a voice that weights each word,
a tortoise voice that knows to pause
and does not need to shout.
And it will say,
"It is blue-grey, grey-blue, that misty hue
of sky and muck and road unfurling,
the roofs and sleeping windows,
the naked tree bark, dulled metal of street lamps;
it is blue-grey, grey-blue, the dim shade
of the grudging light
that tints the blind dog's eye,
warms the dead man's skin;
all blue-grey, grey-blue,
daubed heavy-handed,
melancholy,
waiting for the night."
And here it will draw in the biting air
and find its eyes caught in the muddi
There was a man that I once knew
Who shed his skin each time he grew;
He told me it was dirt and rust,
All memory enslaved in dust:
He could not carry such a crust,
For he must start each time anew.
He would not spend his whole life trapped
In something effortlessly scrapped
When he could be quite free to swim
And leave it all upon a whim;
His shell meant nothing more to him
Than that in which he must be wrapped.
I told him I would let it rot
And he replied that I would not,
For he dared not leave it behind
For some unwelcome soul to find
And try to have him reconfined;
Instead, he simply ate the lot.
I asked not how he kept
Do Not Wait Till Winter Comes by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
Do Not Wait Till Winter Comes
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes,
And trees regret the leaves they left to fall,
To wish that you had gathered summer plums
For when the thunder starts the war with drums,
Your longings cannot shield you from the squall;
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes.
It does no good when wind dries lips and gums,
And you bemoan not having bought a shawl,
To wish that you had gathered summer plums.
The very day the first ripe fruit succumbs
Must be the day you actor not at all;
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes.
It is too late when birds fret over crumbs,
When all the world rests in an icy pall,
To wish that
This love is an extended metaphor,
perhaps claiming that a bumblebee
is a cumulus cloud (or, indeed, the other way round)
both too heavy to hang as they do in the sky,
great weights oblivious to gravity,
and with an air of steady certainty
that they are keeping the world ticking over,
a self-assured busyness
from which we must forever be distant.
We delight in bright images,
in suddennes
Things to do before you drown by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
Things to do before you drown
Of course, there isn’t time
for making lists
when salt and cold are working their way in
to the small, sad pocket of air that is
you.
And as you scrabble at the sea,
as if you could scrape air into your lungs,
you do not stop to watch the bubbles
that tumble from your lips,
nor do you smile at the ease with which they rise
while you yourself drift ever gloomwards.
You do, perhaps, register the sting inside you,
the emptiness where oxygen should be,
but you do not appreciate the sturdy weight of water
nor the distant pulsing sunlight,
beams of it spiking through the waves.
You do not peer through the blue-green murk
or feel the sleek r
(To the tune of Rule Britannia.)
Chorus:
Cool, lasagne! Lasagne's what I crave!
But it's still hot from the microwave.
When pasta sheets and Bolognese
Are interweaved with layers of white sauce
No cook can help but sing the praise
Of this most excellent main course.
(Chorus)
Less filling feasts, so often served,
Can never presume to compete:
From thee leftovers are preserved;
Thy guests are always left replete.
(Chorus)
The grated cheese strewn on top
Can go crispy or simply melt;
As the bubbles of sauce pop,
No greater scent can e'er be smelt.
(Chorus)
No haute cuisine could take thy place;
No other food could I so yearn
The Dead Crow and the Skylark by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
The Dead Crow and the Skylark
The heath, spread out and pinned, a frog dissected,
shuddered under probing winds,
leaves scurrying across its surface like chivvied children.
Trees, in their huddles, bowed inwards and muttered,
weathered gossips tutting at the gale.
There, in amidst such trees: a crow,
not so long dead that it had lost its shine,
but still dead, still empty and flightless.
It lay with dignity, with feathers smoothed,
appearing more to await a funeral
than a fox's eager jaws,
its beak not gaping with a final croak
but closed as hands in prayer.
There, among the brittle branches littering the ground,
it let the air pull dust around it,
and d
That summer when the soil sprang apart
and gaped like lizard skin, like fractured tiles,
the air thirsty, snatchingthat summer
when leaves hung like shopping bags
from the arms of old ladies, and flies were fat
and droopingthat was the summer
the English lamented.
How low the pond had got,
how dry the earth round the begonias!
The undrifting heat, the purring of the fan,
the hosepipe ban and suntan cream
how they grated on the English,
the poor, contrary English,
as they perspired with fixed smiles
and sauntered awkwardly in jaunty shorts
and wished with all their hearts
to moan of drizzle.
Where do you fly to, black-headed gull,
When you're done eating chips on the pier?
Do you casually perch on some great steamer's hull
In a place that's far distant from here?
Do you dive past the waves in the stormiest gales,
Just catching your toes in the foam?
Do you glimpse dolphin fins and flying fish scales
When you travel away from your home?
Where do you fly to, out of my reach
Some place of which I couldn't dream?
Or do you just flutter down onto the beach
Where you've spied some poor blighter's ice cream?
Winter should be read in heavy tones,
gravelly and ponderous,
and by a voice that weights each word,
a tortoise voice that knows to pause
and does not need to shout.
And it will say,
"It is blue-grey, grey-blue, that misty hue
of sky and muck and road unfurling,
the roofs and sleeping windows,
the naked tree bark, dulled metal of street lamps;
it is blue-grey, grey-blue, the dim shade
of the grudging light
that tints the blind dog's eye,
warms the dead man's skin;
all blue-grey, grey-blue,
daubed heavy-handed,
melancholy,
waiting for the night."
And here it will draw in the biting air
and find its eyes caught in the muddi
There was a man that I once knew
Who shed his skin each time he grew;
He told me it was dirt and rust,
All memory enslaved in dust:
He could not carry such a crust,
For he must start each time anew.
He would not spend his whole life trapped
In something effortlessly scrapped
When he could be quite free to swim
And leave it all upon a whim;
His shell meant nothing more to him
Than that in which he must be wrapped.
I told him I would let it rot
And he replied that I would not,
For he dared not leave it behind
For some unwelcome soul to find
And try to have him reconfined;
Instead, he simply ate the lot.
I asked not how he kept
Do Not Wait Till Winter Comes by chugglepuff, literature
Literature
Do Not Wait Till Winter Comes
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes,
And trees regret the leaves they left to fall,
To wish that you had gathered summer plums
For when the thunder starts the war with drums,
Your longings cannot shield you from the squall;
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes.
It does no good when wind dries lips and gums,
And you bemoan not having bought a shawl,
To wish that you had gathered summer plums.
The very day the first ripe fruit succumbs
Must be the day you actor not at all;
I beg you, do not wait till winter comes.
It is too late when birds fret over crumbs,
When all the world rests in an icy pall,
To wish that
This love is an extended metaphor,
perhaps claiming that a bumblebee
is a cumulus cloud (or, indeed, the other way round)
both too heavy to hang as they do in the sky,
great weights oblivious to gravity,
and with an air of steady certainty
that they are keeping the world ticking over,
a self-assured busyness
from which we must forever be distant.
We delight in bright images,
in suddennes
Once there was a broken boy who lived a broken life. He didn’t know he was broken because he was strong and brave and true and kind. The broken boy loved with all of his heart, but did not give that love freely–the broken boy chose his loves carefully.
The broken boy grew to become a broken man. He married a broken woman. She also didn’t know she was broken, but she suspected it. They had many broken children and were married for many broken years.
Throughout his life, the broken boy remained loyal and true, as was his desire, for he loved the broken woman with all of himself. But he, like the woman, was broken. She picked
The road, from here, looks slow
and easy as the steps it takes to wheel her
downstairs to the garden.
In her mind, we're on
a cruise, on some grand ship,
mid-Atlantic;
In my mind
and this third floor elevator,
we are sinking
until we sit beside the water,
just outside closed chapel doors,
watching lilies open
to breathe
in this first offering of sun,
remembering all the days that weren't
until we're called
for that last Tuesday meal
just as the flowers,
still dancing on ripples,
fold in their arms
to bow out,
slow
and easy.
I'm a molecular biologist with vague longings for creative self-expression. So, like any person of good sense would do in this situation, I spend my days regretting that I'm not doing something artistic and my evenings worrying about the science that I should have spent the day doing. It's a good system.
Occasionally the desire to write or draw something and the time in which to write/draw it do actually align, and then I stick it up here for you to gaze upon with wonder, should you wish to do so.
Favourite Movies
The Disney version of Robin Hood - yes, the one with the fox
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Beatles
Favourite Writers
John Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Jane Austen, Terry Pratchett, Philip Pullman
What ho! I thought I'd just pop by to see what's what and to make it apparent to you that I am still just as capable of writing drivel as ever I was. :) I hope this missive finds you well, incidentally! How have you all been keeping? I've been enjoying your assorted artistic merits for the last couple of years even though I've been lazy and failed to tell you so. Did anything exciting happen to you today? If it did, I hope it was a pleasant sort of excitement, certainly the type you can look back on and smile at while regaling your friends with your retrospectively enjoyable adventures.
How am I doing, you say? Why, it's very kind of you to
Hello all!
I hope you are keeping well. :) I am just popping by to announce that I have broken my right arm so will be around here EVEN LESS THAN USUAL, and more importantly to wish you all a thoroughly merry Christmas or alternative holiday of your choosing (or no holiday at all if you are that way inclined). And also I demand that you have a delightful New Year and that 2011 provides you with a great deal of happiness even though it is rather an ugly number.
Yours festively,
Bryony
Meuwb?! A DD?! I am flabbergasted but very appreciative, all the same.
Well, the main thing is to say thank you for the DD – to nycterent (https://www.deviantart.com/nycterent) for featuring it, and for everyone who has come by to say unreasonably nice things at me! Thank you all ever so much! I shall endeavour to get back to people but I am notoriously bad at that so… I will just waffle thanks at you here. Oh, and it was on A Very English Drought, if it is of any interest to you.
A quick update on my life outside the internet (yes, that is where I have been) – I'm currently carrying out the glorious combination of applying for PhDs whilst attempting to impro
Aw thank you! You have made me smile on an otherwise sub-excellent day. I hope all is well with you, I'm glad to know you're still wandering these ethereal halls.
Tomorrow here is today there so that must mean it's Wednesday somewhere else which is why even though you were born with the best of intentions we can only say "Happy Birthday" to you three times a year which in fact makes you dreadfully old but then you'd better get used to that because we lost the fountain of youth is a bad land deal with the Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Company before they passed a law forbidding the issuing of duplicate shoes for people with two left feet.