I'm fed up with my computer It won't work any more I've told it if it carries on I'll drop it on the floor. I've had it with my scanner It refuses to go If it won't scan one more time It'll end up out the window. My speakers won't make sound They don't work as they oughta I've warned them if they keep it up I'll put them in hot water. I demand a refund My computer has crashed It never said in the manual That it won't work when it's smashed. |
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It's probably not entirely sane to constantly threaten inanimate objects...
EDIT: Criticism discouraged because it's ancient now and I'm not likely to go over it. |
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