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When I read a book on neurology,
There were some things it didn’t explain,
So, upon a whim, I decided
To purchase a human brain.
In a somewhat shady alley
Was a shady man with shady shades
Who sold me a fine and fresh specimen,
Plus a curious clamp and some oddly-shaped blades.
I snuck home with it in my jacket,
Which now has an unusual stain,
And placed on my desk, with great care,
Three hundred quid's worth of brain.
I held it in place with the curious clamp
And plunged straight into grey matter;
I wish I had put some newspaper down—
I didn’t expect so much splatter.
I admired the basal ganglia,
The colliculus was superior;
But as for the hippocampus,
I’ve never seen anything drearier.
It sat there and did very little
But ooze and occasionally drip;
I’d have saved time, had the book told me
It was neither camp nor hip.
There were some things it didn’t explain,
So, upon a whim, I decided
To purchase a human brain.
In a somewhat shady alley
Was a shady man with shady shades
Who sold me a fine and fresh specimen,
Plus a curious clamp and some oddly-shaped blades.
I snuck home with it in my jacket,
Which now has an unusual stain,
And placed on my desk, with great care,
Three hundred quid's worth of brain.
I held it in place with the curious clamp
And plunged straight into grey matter;
I wish I had put some newspaper down—
I didn’t expect so much splatter.
I admired the basal ganglia,
The colliculus was superior;
But as for the hippocampus,
I’ve never seen anything drearier.
It sat there and did very little
But ooze and occasionally drip;
I’d have saved time, had the book told me
It was neither camp nor hip.
Literature
The Massacre
A trail of red follows the man
Who drags a piece of limp
A bag of eyes are watching
The massacre; the bereavement of an innocent
A hanging in a store
The backroom scented with demise
A laceration, unfathomable
Carved into the flesh
A bare mass of muscle
Skin the swine, he said
A pool of life
It need not be, he said
A customer, gleeful and grinning
Takes a package, vacuum-packed
A butcher, blade still in hand;
'That'll be fifty-six ninety'
Literature
Cannibal Shakespeare
Shall I compare thee to a nice buffet?
Thou art more tasty and nutritious
I like to fry the skin that I do flay
Your cartilage, crunchy and delicious
Verily, delectable's the taste
Of marrow sucked from leg bones I do break
A diner's fine food only lasts 'til late
Doggy bags are only good for a day
But my scrumptious, thy shelf life shall not fade
Thy lean meat shall a fine jerky create
Thy fat's a preserving marinade
With silken tongue, a pickle I shall make
So long as flesh of man can serve to please
I shall use thy corpse for gastronomy
Literature
Unfinal Solution
Jim and Dave shuffled down the street in the hot summer sun. Occasionally they would encounter an obstacle, such as a shopping cart, corpse, pile of trash, or burned out car. Depending on the size and nature of the obstacle, their zombie intellect would kick over into high gear, and a conversation such as this might ensue:
Braaaaaaaaaaains
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Rains! Rains! Raaaaaaaains1
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Brains
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If the object was large, such as a chunk of flaming airplane wreckage, Jim and Dave would do the Zombie Shuffle around its perimeter, sometimes bumping into each other and the obs
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Full title: "A Mildly Gruesome Tale about Brains"
This is just some silliness that was fun to write. I rather like it. I do apologise about the bad puns, though.
The meter's off all over the place, but that's life for you.
Does anyone think this contains sufficient gore to require a mature content filter? I'm not sure how delicate the average mind is.
This is just some silliness that was fun to write. I rather like it. I do apologise about the bad puns, though.
The meter's off all over the place, but that's life for you.
Does anyone think this contains sufficient gore to require a mature content filter? I'm not sure how delicate the average mind is.
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THIS IS SO ICONIC I LOVE IT, SO MANY CHARACTERS COULD BE BUILT FROM THIS 10/10